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kids say the darndest things, remember laughter is medicine to the
bone. Proverbs 17:22 “A merry heart doeth good like a medicine:
but a broken spirit drieth the bones. Don’t be so serious all of
the time. Sometimes just take time to listen to kids conversation.
They can be quite funny. Take time to listen and to laugh.
parents were in the park with their children. One of the parents told
another little 4-year-old girl, "Bye baby." Her 3-year-old
son said the same to the 4-year-old girl, "Bye baby." The
4-year-old little girl looked at the 3-year-old boy and responded,
"You are not old enough to call me baby." "She can
call me baby, but you need to be older before you can call me baby."
grandfather was barbecuing. It was not done yet. The father came to
pick up his granddaughter. The granddaughter politely asked the
grandfather, “Grandfather can you send me some barbecue?” “Just
send it in the mail.”
parent said aloud, “I do not feel like going to Bible Study.”
The child replied, “ Then if you don't feel like going, don't go.”
The parent replied, “ I will go because I don't want to miss a
word that was meant just for me.”
have bumps on my stomach, said one child to his mother. He raised his
shirt and took a deep breath showing her. She thought he was
referring to his nipples, but then he touched his rib cage. His
mother said, “Those are your rib bones." (out
of the mouth of babes)
the father was having trouble putting together an item for the house,
the 5-year-old son came over and stated, “Maybe it would help if
you looked at the picture.”
mother asked her daughter, “What did you dream about last night?”
The 5-year-old daughter replied, “It is still going on, I just
paused it.” Referring to the dream that is.
grandmother told her 5-year-old grandson that the grandfather was
fishing. The grandson then said, Pray with me that grandpa will catch
some big fish for the family." He then prayed," Dear God
keep grandpa safe and let him bring home some fish for us to eat."
4-year-old kept passing gas. Finally the parent asked, “Do you
think you might need to use the restroom?” She replied, “Yes.”
So she went to the restroom and stayed there awhile. When she
returned she stated, “I have some good news and I have some bad
news.” “ I tried to booboo, but it was only gas.”
grandmother was at her 6-year-old granddaughter’s school. The
teacher introduced the grandmother as the student’s grandmother.
The student objected and said, “That is not my grandmother that is
child complained, “Why do I have to take naps?” The mother
explained that it was for her benefit since she was a toddler. The
mother also added when you are in Kindergarten I will not require you
to take a nap, because kindergartens don’t take naps
you ever heard of a toddler saying, “ Follow me I will show you my
5-year-old told his mother, “I want to become President of the
United States so I can change the laws for you.”
child told his mother, “I am hungry.” His mother replied, “Would
you like an apple?” The child responded, “Do you have any real
toddler told his mother, “Granny we will share you with our
child wanted to go to Chuck E. Cheese's. The parent told him, “We
do not have any money for that today.” The child asked, “You
don’t pay your bills?”
child said, “My daddy is sick, but he is not sick enough to die.
4-year-old exclaimed, “ I’m hungry.” “ So that is why my
stomach was growling.”
a mother dropped her 4-year-old at church for Sunday School, the
grandmother waited for her to bring in a change of clothing for the
child after church. Apparently the grandmother was not moving fast
enough. The 4-year-old stated, "Grandmother can we come on, they
are missing me in Sunday School."
Spending the Night
grandson told his grandmother, "I enjoy spending time with you,
I like staying over your house, but I have been with you 2 days now,
I need to see my mother."
mother texted her son to make sure the grand child was ready when she
came by to get him. When she picked up her grandchild the child
asked, “ Grandmother were you texting and driving?” She
replied,”No, I pulled over in the store parking lot to text,”
4-year-old was told by her parent that she needed to put on her
thinking cap, but she could continue playing. The 4-year-old instead
went into the front room and sat on the couch. The other siblings
ask, "What is wrong?" "You can still play with us."
The 4-year-old replied, " I am thinking."
mother told her 4-year-old child, “You did a great job.” The
child responded, “Yes, stupendous.” The mother replied, “Where
did you hear that word?” The child said, “I just know it means
mother brought her son to work. It was "Bring your child to work
Day." Her child sat in front of everyone and said, "Mom is
this the guy you have to suck up to everyday?" (again out of the
mouths of babes)
Mother Daughter Talk
mother told her daughter to sit down they were going to have a mother
and daughter talk. Her daughter told her, “Okay mom what do you
want to know?”
funny things have your kids said? Please share with us.
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